Click here to go to Opinions You Should Have at tomburka.com. TITLE: AUTHOR: Tom DATE: 2/10/2003 11:16:00 PM ----- BODY: Jon Stewart of The Daily Show, commenting on John Ashcroft's recent announcement of the elevated Terrorist Threat Status from yellow to orange: "Can't we get someone to make these announcements who makes us want to survive?" -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Tom DATE: 2/10/2003 10:53:00 PM ----- BODY: The Onion has a stunning investigative piece on the Wonka crisis. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Tom DATE: 2/10/2003 10:09:00 PM ----- BODY:

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Bush Makes State of the Union Speech, Promises the World Will Start with Iraq Bush Laments Shuttle Disaster, Proposes Immediate Tax Cuts for Safety -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Tom DATE: 2/10/2003 06:57:00 PM ----- BODY: Baby back ribs are definitely superior to beef ribs. --------