Click here to go to Opinions You Should Have at TITLE: A Damn Good Question AUTHOR: Tom DATE: 3/09/2003 10:49:00 PM ----- BODY: Mister Crunchy asks the question about the coming war with Iraq nobody else dared ask. "[E]veryone until now seems to have ignored: what does the oil want?" -------- TITLE: Rescued From An Evil Tyrant AUTHOR: Tom DATE: 3/09/2003 12:09:00 PM ----- BODY: Ted Rall postulates a scenario where aliens come to "free us from the evil tyrant Bush." Cooperation with alien stormtroopers is compulsory. I have to admit that the alien leader looks nothing like Gen. Tommy Franks. --------