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TITLE: Headlines In Briefs
DATE: 4/09/2003 10:10:00 PM
Jubilant Iraqis Topple Statue, Accidentally Crush Small Dog
Kurds Victorious in North, Will Be Joined By Whey
Both small kurds and large kurds rejoice, claim complete control of tuffet.
Marines Wage Fierce Battle For Baghad University, Immediately Demand Curriculum Change
Want credit for beer pong.
Arrogant Toppled Statue of Saddam Hussein Asks for Tips