Click here to go to Opinions You Should Have at tomburka.com. TITLE: Headlines In Briefs AUTHOR: Tom DATE: 4/09/2003 10:10:00 PM ----- BODY: Jubilant Iraqis Topple Statue, Accidentally Crush Small Dog Kurds Victorious in North, Will Be Joined By Whey Both small kurds and large kurds rejoice, claim complete control of tuffet. Marines Wage Fierce Battle For Baghad University, Immediately Demand Curriculum Change Want credit for beer pong. Arrogant Toppled Statue of Saddam Hussein Asks for Tips --------