Click here to go to Opinions You Should Have at tomburka.com. TITLE: Jay Garner Demoted to Shoulder Rest For Reporters At Iraq Press Conferences AUTHOR: Tom DATE: 5/13/2003 09:03:00 AM ----- BODY: Retired U.S. General Jay Garner was visibly unsettled when he was demoted from the position of U.S. Administrator of Iraq to shoulder rest at the press conferences of the new administrator, civilian Paul Bremer III. "It's humiliating," said Garner. At Bremer's first press conference, Garner was asked to prop up the arm of television news reporter Hans Needleman of WZID, so Needleman could position his tape recorder microphone in front of Bremer before playing his tape over the phone to his boss back in Cornhaven, Idaho. Reporters later asked Garner who he was, and why he was looked like Harvey Keitel playing a disgruntled assassin in Reservoir Dogs, but without the nice suit. --------